As I pack and otherwise prepare for my 8:00 AM flight to Chicago, (Due at 6:00 AM in the airport in pursuit of a First-Class Upgrade) I opened an email from a friend of mine. She, like I, "Lives the Life" as many of us call being a member of the biker community. It's a bit more complex than just owning a motorcycle and hanging out, but that's a topic for a different day.
A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look here Dad!" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!"
Oh, Come one now!! Where did you think this was going? I did say "Funny" in the title!!
Note: For the record, several of my "brothers" ride Honda. We tease 'em, but we love 'em.
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I have no idea what's wrong with Honda but the idea was universal, I laughed. Even got a little sweaty when he mentioned a bag of candy. That little girl needs to prioritize a little better.
ReplyDeleteHope the flight was good! (If you got First Class, I also hope you snuck pictures in somehow. Never have these eyes seen such beauty!)
Beauty? I am truly both confused and in awe...
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